The Diaries of Lord Kellington (5)

I don't believe it!
I, the blood thirsty monster
of every nightmare!
Who fills the night time streets with
a true evil unrivaled!

What am I to do
with a tiny white kitten?

It followed me home...truly.
A pathetic little thing.
Probably full of fleas.

I have to buy milk!
I have to buy stinky fish!
What else will it need?

It does have cute ears 
and the tiniest pink nose.


IT JUST WENT UP MY NEW VELVET DRAPERIES!

It will not come down!
fine.  It can stay there and starve.
See if I care.

Now I have to go see if I even own a ladder.

My dinner is getting impatient.
He thinks that he is here for a job interview.
As if I have the needs of a butler.

Hmmm.  Maybe I will let him get 
that flea bitten thing down
before I partake.


~Lord Kellington
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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K. Avatar
November 2, 2010 at 1:57 AM
I love the humor that you put in here-- seems like Lord Kellingtion's weakness is a kitten! the charm of a kitten indeed & lucky dinner for getting stalled ---
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October 21, 2010 at 3:48 PM
Hi Paula Terrific! So sweet, the little kitten,soft and cuddly to reach into someones heart.But me Lord had better be careful little kittens grow up to big cats with sharp claws! By the way notice me Lord hasn't changed his eating habits.Right onto the next- luv June
Goff Avatar
October 18, 2010 at 8:45 PM
a most compassionate Lord! hizzoner!...jimbo
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