The days pass, the weeks pass

Could we not at least exchange some crummy anecdotes about our recent pasts some poorly recalled bus stop or shop incidents semi memories of there was this time when I'll take any half digested subvocal passing thoughts and an inappropriate and unvoiced yet sincerely held opinion which you know is safe with me Throw me a crumb here and I'll toss you the whole hog utilising my award-winning (and vigorous) masculine muscles Instead of flinging it angry apelike into the webvoid in the form of incoherent cackhanded freeposts begging for any minor engagement