The Date a Collaboration With Jan Allison

This collaboration is with Jan Allison We met at speed dating and you really caught my eye I thought I’d hit the jackpot, you were such a handsome guy We spent some minutes chatting and you asked me for a date Agreed to meet at Gino’s at a quarter after eight Dressed to the nines and on the corner of the block I saw you brought your mother 'Oh boy' that was a shock! We spent the night flirting, like the house was caught on fire Oh Bob I think you’re so darn hot, you fill me with desire I was flattered when you asked me, on a date, that much is true But I really wish you'd had bid your Mum a fond adieu? I think we could get serious; I’d love to see you more I’m pleading with you Bob, just leave your mother at the door! Oh, she seams so darn aggressive in a way I can't believe and the things, she said she'd like to do with me, I can't conceive I hope my Mother doesn't notice all the signs I see the way this little woman throws herself, all over me Well, perhaps bringing Mom, was not such a good idea But how can I take her home, and leave this hottie here Ok, I called a cab and had my mother taken home So, me and Jan could have a little time here all alone It seems we hit it off, but our time was running out When I heard across the room another man give out a shout As my heart started sinking, I knew that I'd been had When the man came up to me, and said, Hello I'm Her Dad