The Date

She was quite beautiful but she had an itch For the lifestyle of the famous and rich She would peruse magazines with such things As mansions with bathrooms of Gold fit for kings When she said she'd just love a golden shower I said, "You better Google that within the hour" I searched my pocket for some gum and succeeded When she said something in her mouth was needed She said, when I asked her if she lived alone, Come over to my place there's nobody home I got to her place, going slow to be fair I knocked on the door, there was nobody there!