Jack Horne Poet Limerick

The Date

A date with a guy at the zoo
was great, til she went to the loo -
he patted her rear,
then wouldn't get near...
she'd sat in a dollop of poo.

written 5th February for Tania's limerick contest

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Jennifer Proxenos May 4, 2020 at 12:13 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK - hope it was a good one, and be blessed for all the birthdays to come. Hugs, Jennifer.

Jennifer Proxenos March 21, 2020 at 1:05 PM A very funny limerick Jack - I loved it and see that congratulations, though belated, are due. Blessings Jack and BE SAFE!

Phyllis Babcock February 16, 2020 at 4:18 PM Love the limerick Jack. Made me laugh reading it. love phyl

Sara Kendrick February 13, 2020 at 9:40 AM Well, the limerick holds to the limerick rules fine but the content kind of crude. Great that you placed in the contest. Way to go. Sara

Krish Radhakrishna February 12, 2020 at 1:27 PM Congrats on your win! :)

Andrea Dietrich February 11, 2020 at 3:44 PM I loved this one, Jack. Good seeing you near the top where you belong with your spot-on humor.

Charles Messina February 10, 2020 at 4:45 PM Back with congrats on your win, Jack. Well done!

Tania Kitchin February 10, 2020 at 2:32 PM Jack, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!

Carolyn Devonshire February 10, 2020 at 1:36 PM Congratulations on your win, Jack! Hugs, Carolyn

John Watt February 10, 2020 at 1:28 PM Smells like a winner - Congrats, Jack!

Jan Allison February 10, 2020 at 12:08 PM Dropping back with my congratulations on your win Jack-) Hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy February 10, 2020 at 11:20 AM Ewwww! CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Jack! Janice

Charles Messina February 9, 2020 at 12:32 PM LOL...great limerick, Jack.

Andrea Dietrich February 6, 2020 at 6:14 PM haha GOOD one, my friend.

Carolyn Devonshire February 6, 2020 at 1:23 PM How funny, Jack! Best wishes in Tania's contest, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn

Paul Callus February 6, 2020 at 1:12 PM After reading this witty poem, your Licence to write Limericks has been renewed for another 100 years, my friend :) Best regards // paul

Daniel Turner February 5, 2020 at 7:03 PM Haha This is a good one Jack

Jan Allison February 5, 2020 at 4:35 PM Lol looks like i have competition when it comes to writing poop poems lol,great one jack, goodluck in thecontest:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues February 5, 2020 at 2:30 PM Haha...heehee.