The Date

A date with a guy at the zoo was great, til she went to the loo - he patted her rear, then wouldn't get near... she'd sat in a dollop of poo. written 5th February for Tania's limerick contest

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Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/4/2020 12:13:00 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK - hope it was a good one, and be blessed for all the birthdays to come. Hugs, Jennifer.

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/21/2020 1:05:00 PM

A very funny limerick Jack - I loved it and see that congratulations, though belated, are due. Blessings Jack and BE SAFE!

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 2/16/2020 4:18:00 PM

Love the limerick Jack. Made me laugh reading it. love phyl

Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/13/2020 9:40:00 AM

Well, the limerick holds to the limerick rules fine but the content kind of crude. Great that you placed in the contest. Way to go. Sara

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 2/12/2020 1:27:00 PM

Congrats on your win! :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/11/2020 3:44:00 PM

I loved this one, Jack. Good seeing you near the top where you belong with your spot-on humor.

Charles Messina

Date: 2/10/2020 4:45:00 PM

Back with congrats on your win, Jack. Well done!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/10/2020 2:32:00 PM

Jack, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/10/2020 1:36:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Jack! Hugs, Carolyn

John Watt

Date: 2/10/2020 1:28:00 PM

Smells like a winner - Congrats, Jack!

Jan Allison

Date: 2/10/2020 12:08:00 PM

Dropping back with my congratulations on your win Jack-) Hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 2/10/2020 11:20:00 AM

Ewwww! CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Jack! Janice

Charles Messina

Date: 2/9/2020 12:32:00 PM

LOL...great limerick, Jack.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/6/2020 6:14:00 PM

haha GOOD one, my friend.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/6/2020 1:23:00 PM

How funny, Jack! Best wishes in Tania's contest, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn

Paul Callus

Date: 2/6/2020 1:12:00 PM

After reading this witty poem, your Licence to write Limericks has been renewed for another 100 years, my friend :) Best regards // paul

Daniel Turner

Date: 2/5/2020 7:03:00 PM

Haha This is a good one Jack

Jan Allison

Date: 2/5/2020 4:35:00 PM

Lol looks like i have competition when it comes to writing poop poems lol,great one jack, goodluck in thecontest:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/5/2020 2:30:00 PM

Haha...heehee.