The Darn Sun

When I was a child during the winter, I hated the sun because it melted the snow. And when the snow was melted by the sun, school was where I had to go. As a child, when it snowed, school was closed and it was sure to excite. But when the snow was gone, it was back to school and that sure did bite. When I got to stay home from school, I could play my Atari and it was fun. But when the snow melted, I had to return to school because of the darn sun. If other children are like I was, they become very happy every time it snows. And when the snow melts, kids become like Homer Simpson, they yell "Doh!" (This is a true story.)