The Cure For Covid 19
There is a cure for covid 19 fact checked by elf on a shelf.
It’s safe in moderation and can be taken at home by yourself.
There is no needle required, but this cure requires a glass.
This potion has three parts, the amount depends on your mass.
It’s been used by some famous actors and the political elite as well.
Just how long it will last, well it’s just too early to tell.
Trump is a veteran user he likes how it gives him a boost.
Pelosi has taken it longer, but she’s no longer able to roost.
You don’t need a gene altering shot, away from home you might need a dime.
This story is absolute crap, but at least it comes as a rhyme.
For one part you’ll need a prescription, as to not get cuffed by an officer.
Try it and you will be amazed, it’s just vodka, Xanax and stool softener.
Copyright © Mark Koplin | Year Posted 2022
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