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The Cure for Covid 19

There is a cure for covid 19 fact checked by elf on a shelf. It’s safe in moderation and can be taken at home by yourself. There is no needle required, but this cure requires a glass. This potion has three parts, the amount depends on your mass. It’s been used by some famous actors and the political elite as well. Just how long it will last, well it’s just too early to tell. Trump is a veteran user he likes how it gives him a boost. Pelosi has taken it longer, but she’s no longer able to roost. You don’t need a gene altering shot, away from home you might need a dime. This story is absolute crap, but at least it comes as a rhyme. For one part you’ll need a prescription, as to not get cuffed by an officer. Try it and you will be amazed, it’s just vodka, Xanax and stool softener.

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Date: 1/10/2022 10:54:00 AM
The cure for COVID-19 may be Omicron; once everyone has it, herd immunity will develop? At least we can see right through the vodka! Aloha!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/17/2022 6:00:00 AM
Good to see you Rico!
Date: 1/9/2022 6:38:00 PM
Alas, Mark, there are times when the cure seems worse than the ailment. Nice bit of tongue in cheek humor.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/10/2022 5:14:00 AM
Why thank you John.
Date: 1/9/2022 4:43:00 PM
very witty Mark, glad we can get a laugh about your cure for covid
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/9/2022 4:49:00 PM
I probably shouldn’t have posted my blog but I’m just sick of the conspiracy theorists posted dangerous information that can get people killed.
Date: 1/9/2022 3:27:00 PM
I think the cure for taking vodka and Xanax is hoping the stool softener flushes the system before death. You DID state this story is a bunch of crap. ;)
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Mark Koplin
Date: 1/9/2022 4:02:00 PM
Indeed, if certain people are constipated and full of crap this might be the ticket lol