The Conversation

The Conversation He: Hey, luv! Come on quickly here! She: Hear what, my dear? He: Dumbo, what I mean is here! She: And I too meant hear! He: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! She: Dam which river, my sweet bit? He: This is really turning to ! She: Yes! is an anagram of this-every bit! He: You are driving me really mad! She: All I can drive is a car, my lad! He: My God! Why did I ever meet you? She: It was to become a person new! He: But I have become newly crazy! She: No! You have always been hazy! He: You need to get your eyes checked! She: And your brains seem so wrecked! He: I am going to really hang myself! She: I will get the rope from the shelf!