The Commentary I Wish To Hear

THE COMMENTARY I WISH TO HEAR The commentary I wish to hear Is not John Madden’s ; the report I am yearning for is not CNN's or BBC's; The narration I can not afford to miss Is neither from Jim nor Jennifer; But when you whisper to me on our single bed How how much you feel when I get to the honey pot I wish to hear and hear and hear ... The act I wish to often see, Truly is none from the OSCAR ; The antics I love to roll on Are none of David Copperfield’s; The scene I must religiously replay Features not Eddie Murphy; But when you become tall and short, When you hug and sag at ****** I wish to watch and watch and watch...