The Catalogue Model Fooled Me

When I was younger I used to think I would look Exactly like that catalogue model if I had that pink coat, And those fuchsia polka dot gloves, and that fur hat. So I would buy them, but my hair would stay the same. My face did not get younger, And they simply did not look the same on me. An epiphany I had the other day. These models do not eat food. They serve them wallpaper, and make them throw it back up. I smile thinking of this as I stare at my pink coat In size double zero that I could have never worn in my life. I only ordered it, so the man on the Other end of the phone would not laugh When I gave him my actual size. Dhramned catalogues anyway!