The Buck Stops Here

"News Flash" Bambi is under arrest The Associated Press stated this morning That he had failed the polygraph test He's been charged with murder one With the death of his own mother He was a suspect in the case for years But always blamed it on his brother But DNA doesn't lie And his hoofprints were on the gun The authorities have been looking for him That's when he decided to run They say that he's been hiding out Somewhere in his daddy's field Trying to look inconspicuous Ever since his mama was killed Anger was the buck's only motive According to what the authorities say Thumper wanted to play a game But she wouldn't let him go out and play As soon as we get more updates We'll pass it straight on to you So stay tuned to your poetry websites Until I can tell you something new