The Bride

I'm looking for a female Who likes to share her food Who doesn't mind a real small house I hope I'm not being rude She must like to take a bath Every Sunday night And sleep where I tell her to Without puttin' up a fight Must like to take long walks And spend some time outside A female I can talk to And even take for a ride She don't have to be too pretty Looks don't matter at all She just needs to be obedient And hear me when I call She must have all her teeth In case she gets in a fight I want her to defend herself Anything less ain't right I sure hope someone answers soon But at least I know I tried You see, my poor dog is lonely And he really does need a bride