The Bouncing Teenage Bed

Sex was why I left the homely coop,
lack of it to tell the truth.

And when I got into my flat, with every
girl I hung my hat.

Thank you mam and wham bam bam,
at last my life, was full of jam.

To wake up with a damsel’s cheer, 
convinced my friends I was not *****.

So I could walk, and play the ball, and in 
my arms, more gals would fall.

With bouncing boobs and butts like jelly,
I had no time to watch the telly.

Sighs and butts and boobs and squeals,
Now I know how heaven feels.

But in my lust I ne’er forgot; the coop
and mum and dad I got.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Allison Avatar
May 16, 2015 at 6:48 PM
the title is hilarious as is the imagery in the poem - sure made me smile:-) Good luck in the contest:-) Hugs jan xx
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