The Bomber

A policeman speaking to another officer
After a large explosion in the city

1st Cop: Do you think it was a bomber?
2nd Cop: Why would Obama have done it?

1st Cop: I’m not sure who, but I think it must have been a bomber?
2nd Cop: Well, if you’re not sure, then why do you think it was Obama?

1st Cop: How can you be so sure it wasn’t a bomber?
2nd Cop: Because he’s in Washington!

1st Cop: Right now??
2nd Cop: Of course!

1st Cop: Then you know him?
2nd Cop: Not personally

1st Cop: I’m confused
2nd Cop: I’ll say

1st Cop: So why don’t you think it was a bomber?
2nd Cop: Because I just saw him on TV

1st Cop: What the hell are you talking about?
2nd Cop: Obama!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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