The Blind Wizard of Acadia

Entered politics on the Braille Ticket agitating for better municipal lighting for the long suffering curbside hookers and their various pimp coerced implants his telephone rang only at meals the lives of the connected are not easy for reasons to be discussed only at gunpoint in the ancient realms of the permeable secret he possessed a self righteous fury attributable to a life of open confession a sentence that hit the front pages such as they were after the Great Calamity of lackluster performance on all the matters that count a signal rhapsody of peril for all involved which initiated the justification of peril set adrift on a sea of incalculable precociousness twiddling the knobs and their dancing dials while we all chorus what is the actual position location detectors being precisely what we are Acadia's colorless campaign requiring rescue by the Royal Regiment of the Holy Shard bent men of the shell corporation one and all though they'd cudgel your kidneys if you said same somewhat seriously at a full gallop through the picnic grounds trampling entire civilizations of busy ants a few who were saved by the Ant Farm Initiative and released to the wild centuries later when gene science had advanced to the point that the aristocracy were born with six fingers adroit at carnival tricks and card shuffling which drew increasingly smaller crowds over the weeks and months and years for which the Ministry of the Damned had scant prospect of an answer concluding our current inevitability the best informed win