The Birds and the Bees. (Contest)

That talk was given to me by my father.
He sat me down and said
Everyone starts to change at your age....well never mind....well...

Boys and girls have this special bond between one another in their late 20's
It's called....uuhhhh.....something like an inspection...
Remember when you asked where your sister came from?
Do you know what the answer is?  I shake my head no, and he says,
So we'll continue this conversation in a few years.

Actually your mother will kill me if I don't do this so...let me start off by saying
No one does this until 5 years after they start dating, so...
Do not do this......ever.

The truth is you will start having these feelings...like..
Happy feelings.
Every young man has them,

But we can't do anything about them especially with a mom like yours,.. I mean...
Each person has them and we satisfy them by...well...
Everyone has them, you get the point, you'll figure it out.
Sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.  End of story, you hungry?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/21/2010 5:22:00 AM
Hehe thats a great way of side stepping the whole explanation.. Enjoy this loads Chris, best wishes for the contest ¤ Wilma
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Date: 8/21/2010 4:13:00 AM
excellent! Bet it really goes like this for many........
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