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The Best Way To Stay On a Diet

The best way to stay on a diet
as to simply not even buy it
for if you can't even try it
it's the best way to stay on a diet

Fatty foods and candies
sweet creamy drinks so dandy
calories galore only leads to eating more
buy buy buy em soon you got a hoard

When you buy ice cream and fried chicken by the bucket
and you find before you eat a spiral ham you hug it
a ton of sugar in your coffee and your sweet tea
won't be long for insulin to control your diabetes

Don't even think you got the will
You know there is no magic pill
for if your cupboard and frig overflow
soon your belly will hide your toes

It's hard not to eat when you have it
it becomes not hunger but habit
If you snack all the time
your weight will surely climb, climb, climb

So remember

      The best way to stay on a diet
      as to simply not even buy it
      for if you can't even try it
      it's the best way to stay on a diet.

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