The Best Possible Candidate For President

The Best Possible Candidate for President By Elton Camp The Democrats know exactly who their man will be Although what the Republicans will do remains to see But a simple fact that both them may well need to face Neither of them has put the best possible one in the race There is one who has known both poverty and riches And what can come to one who gets in and pitches And to all types of people this one is able to relate And few, if any, hold any prejudice of any hate This candidate is a person neither too young or old And makes own decisions, not doing as is told Another qualification is a history of job creation That has helped many people throughout the nation Not a single hint of scandal has there ever been Though the press has watched since way back when The original mate has never, ever been dumped So that someone younger then can be humped This person’s intelligence is extremely high Giving judgment as to the right things to try Foreign heads of countries absolutely wouldn’t dare To try to deceive one who is proven honest and fair The image of the USA would dramatically rise If this person should gain the presidential prize And just who is this fabulous person you say? Just take a close look down Tennessee way There is one who has well earned her fame Find out that Miss Dolly Parton is her name (I’m pretty sure she isn’t interested in being president, but she’s a person I honestly admire. As she says, she isn’t blonde and she isn’t dumb.)