The Belle of the Ball

Outside the walls stood a handmaiden gazing
Twisting her skirt between fingers so frail
Patches of burlap were sewn on the garment
Cut from a sack of a barley oat bale

Oh how she dreamed of the opulent palace
Silver and gold and the finest of lace
Gowns made of velvet with ribbons of satin
She spun around with a smile on her face

As if a princess, her blonde hair a flowing
Blue skies above now the tint of her eyes
Hearing a song on the early spring breezes
Never once noticed the coming surprise

Then saw him on horseback and blushed like a petal
Found on the reddest of roses that grew
Knee bent to curtsey, feeling embarrassed 
Knowing this gesture is what she should do

“Good day my fair maiden, your dance was enchanting” 
He said as he smiled, his kindness was felt
“So sorry my prince, I did not see you coming”
Again on the soil before him she knelt

“Rise up,” he said as he slid from the saddle
“There is no need for such formality,
for one of such beauty tis I who should bow”
Saying this he touched the earth with one knee

Once more she blushed like an apricot sunrise
Standing he reached out and taking her hand
Wondered, “What brings you by here on this morning,
adding such loveliness to our fine land?” 

“Your majesty, I’m but a servant daydreaming,
Seeing myself quite the belle of the ball
Very much childish I know you are thinking
For I belong far outside this great wall”

He pondered a moment, his chin now he fondled
Suddenly grinned with the happiest glance
“Well now fair maiden, if thou would permit me
Please be my guest at this evening’s spring dance?”

“Oh handsome prince I could not even think it
Look at my dress, I have nothing to wear
Merely these rags and an old pair of high tops
Never to mention the state of my hair”

“Never you mind and I kind of like high tops
Maybe some jeans and a tank top in red
Pull your hair back and it will be perfect
Nothing you’ll need when we climb into bed”

“What’s that you say, you want sex after dancing
Beat it you creep, I’m abreast of your game
I’ll spread these legs not for anyone fancy
Damn it, you men, every one is the same” 

As he departed, rejected and sneering
She stomped away feeling angry and mean
So here you find such an unhappy ending
The truth is she only had eyes for the queen
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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December 8, 2016 at 10:09 PM
A very humorous poem, Chris. Had me laughing hard for real. Very expressive prose, w/a climatic (no pun intended) twist ending. Love the poem though. Love and peace to you.
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December 9, 2016 at 8:21 AM
Thanks so much Freddie, if this made you laugh then it delivered the desired outcome. I am thrilled you found this one and enjoyed it.
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October 20, 2016 at 10:26 AM
Hi Chris, OMG! I really enjoyed this piece. You had my full attention from start to finish. As I reading I thought to myself this is so romantic. But I have to say the twist in the story caught me off guard. It was totally unexpected. I must say it was well worth the read.I enjoyed the humor as well. Great job. A Big seven:-) Alexis
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October 20, 2016 at 5:12 PM
Mission accomplished. I laughed out loud:-) Alexis
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October 20, 2016 at 10:34 AM
Thanks so very much Alexis. I am happy you enjoyed reading my little humorous poem. I was hoping I could make a few people laugh with this one.
Allison Avatar
October 19, 2016 at 4:09 PM
Absolutely hilarious Chris I have a poem of the same title lol:-) they are so completely different lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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October 19, 2016 at 4:42 PM
Thank you Jan, I'm glad this one made you laugh. I appreciate your visit today.
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October 19, 2016 at 2:30 PM
You got me! This is hysterical...better than Cinderfreakinella. Ha Ha, oh, my eyes are tearing now you scoundrel of a poet! ;) Going in my favs for when I need a hardy laugh! Not the kind of fairy tale you read to children...or perhaps so. They need a healthy dose of reality.
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October 19, 2016 at 2:51 PM
Still laughing !!
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October 19, 2016 at 2:30 PM
Thanks so very much Paloma. I am glad you got a chuckle out of my twisted little piece. Thank you for taking the time to read this one.
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October 19, 2016 at 1:24 PM
This took quite the turn but gave me a smile.
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October 19, 2016 at 2:34 PM
Thanks so much Tim, I can always count on you to stop by, read and leave kind words for me.
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