The Bear Facts

One day I was walkin' through the woods Amongst the cool, crisp mountain air When cold and burley there he stood Lickin' his chops this hungry bear I tried so hard to find a tree And scamper fast, I tried to run Before his claws took hold of me The dang thing nipped me in the bum! And quick I thought to grab a stick And slap him hard across the nose I took for brush, the trees were thick And that is how the story goes The moral of this tiny tale Is never walk alone out there And if I ever hear you wail Don't count on me if it's a bear!