The Bawdy Ballad of Robin Hood
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Hit me with your cane
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Make me feel the pain
and if I beg for mercy
Please hit me once again
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Hit me with your cane .
The merry men are captured
and placed in the castle stocks
Tights pulled down around their ankles
They are wearing them like socks
For Prince John has hired Miss Whiplash
Telling her to whip their butts
but Robin hood is excited
and can't keep his mouth shut .
Oooh Miss whiplash
Hit me with your cane
Oooh Miss Whiplash
make me feel the pain
and if I beg for mercy
Please hit me once again
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Hit me with your cane .
Punishment is over
The merry men set free
Robin vows to rob the rich
Until he rids Nottingham of poverty
but he knows his men need discipline
To keep them on the right track
So he has kidnapped Miss Whiplash
and he's never going to give her back .
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Hit me with your cane
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Make me feel the pain
and if I beg for mercy
Please hit me once again
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Hit me with your cane .
The wealthy have been so greedy
Taxation so unfair
Robin and his Merry men
Are hero worshipped everywhere
The poor can have the money
His men distribute it with care
but Miss Whiplash he keeps for himself
He's just not willing to share .
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Hit me with your cane
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Make me feel the pain
and if I beg for mercy
Please hit me once again
Oooh Miss Whiplash
Hit me with your cane .
For the Robin Hood Contest .
Sponsor Isaiah Zerbst.
Copyright © Darren Watson | Year Posted 2014
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