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The Bathroom Scales

The Bathroom Scales

By Elton Camp

There they are, just daring us to step on
And see which way our weight has gone

The bathroom mirror shows the sad fact
But the authority of a read-out it does lack

And while in there we are entirely out of luck
Ten pounds for clothing cannot try to deduct

But we can still imagine there’s some defect
That what the scales say is not really correct

Finally we step on, dreading how they may read
And, sure enough, it isn’t what we hope or need

So, we resolve that much harder we will try it
And this time we will carefully follow our diet

But until we have enough time to lose some weight
It’s better to put the scales in the garage in a crate

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 7/14/2011 10:31:00 PM
I enjoyed reading this. It is quite funny and true. That damn bathroom scale :)
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Date: 7/10/2011 10:05:00 PM
Marvellous write that is all too true as many will attest. You did a great job on this!
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Date: 7/10/2011 6:44:00 PM
Thats a great idea..of to the garage..behind the extra fridge with all the goodies in it...BG
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