The Ballad of Rithee Rithwando

Oh, I'm Rithee Rithwando And I live in a condo On a beach called Redondo With a girl who's bleach blondo. And we practice Tae Kwon Do As we're singing in Rondo With Don Hector Elizondo Whom we're very, very fondo. And he once asked me, "Cuando "Can you post bail bondo, "For I'm stuck in Orlondo "And I cannot abscondo." "When you give me your Hondo "Whose top speed is beyondo," So sez I to Hectorondo From the sands of blue Redondo. "Oye! Not for il mondo "Or el mejor magic wando "Would I give you my Hondo," Replied Mister Elizondo. "See you next year," I told him.