The Authority

Why can't she learn to do that right? You'd think that she'd know better. Someone should tell her what to do, To hone her each endeaver. What is he doing over there? He should be over here. He should be told where he belongs, And make it very clear. She never does as she is told, Although I've tried and tried; What she should do and how and when, I took it all in stride. I spoke to her, I spoke to them, To bring her back in line; But she is stubborn, wants her way, But she will learn in time, That I am right and she is wrong, I'll teach her that I know, Much more about her work than she, I'll tell her where to go. It seems my help and good advice, Is just ignored and spurned. I only want the best for all, The best for all concerned. I guess my help's unwanted, But if 'twere put to test, They all would see that I am right, And my way is the best. No matter where you go or what you do you're going to find some people in the world who think they know more about eveything than anyone else and they will do their best to force their opinion on everyone they come in contact with. Th ebest way to handle someone like this is to give them a wide berth. Stay aloof but friendly in a distant sort of way. However, don't hesitate to let them know you cannot and will not be bulllied because this type of person capitalizes on your weakness. Whenever they start something with you it's important to make sure everyone knows exactly what was said and done when it happens so you don't end up looking the fool instead of them. When they find out that instead of keeping quiet you will fight back using their own methods against them they will back off and leave you alone.