The Anti Whitney Pig

Walk did I, an innocent one when I saw it come upon me I did not run I thought it innocent. It ran at me faster than I could I couldn't get away So it came. It can and jumped upon me. And evil furry thing. It scarred me, I cried. For because I am fat am I not worth Do even furry creatures dessert me? I am one I am the true whit! No one can stop me I will not back down! I am Big I am Fat I am Sassy I am all that! Don't leave me in the dust. Don't sleep on me. I am Whitney and I am free! Big girls Out!