That's Not My Elephant That You See

That's not my elephant that you see.
My elephant is skinny and likes to watch TV

He also has a thin spaghetti trunk.
And likes to kneel and pray like a Monk.

My elephant likes to snort the bill of rights.
While riding 2nd graders day and  night.

When my elephant talks on the phone,
He gets Ella Fitzgerald to sing him a song.

Yes my elephant is very intelligent with me.
That's why I say, "That's not my elephant that you see!"


Written for Matt Caliri's "Thant's not my elephant!" contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Wilson Avatar
January 13, 2011 at 6:18 PM
very amusing poem Jimmy! .... a skinny tv watching elephant,huh! love,Deb
Walsh Avatar
January 13, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Really great stuff - Liz
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