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That's Not My Elephant That You See

That's not my elephant that you see. My elephant is skinny and likes to watch TV He also has a thin spaghetti trunk. And likes to kneel and pray like a Monk. My elephant likes to snort the bill of rights. While riding 2nd graders day and night. When my elephant talks on the phone, He gets Ella Fitzgerald to sing him a song. Yes my elephant is very intelligent with me. That's why I say, "That's not my elephant that you see!" Written for Matt Caliri's "Thant's not my elephant!" contest

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Date: 1/13/2011 6:18:00 PM
very amusing poem Jimmy! .... a skinny tv watching elephant,huh! love,Deb
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Date: 1/13/2011 1:27:00 PM
Really great stuff - Liz
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