That's-That's-That's All Folks
That's-That's-That's All Folks
By Roy Merritt
There’s a little guy ‘round here
with a red mustache three feet long
And there’s no one about it seems
with which he gets along
He’s always angry it seems
and often pullin’ his gun
He’s always shoutin’ and cursin’
Might shoot you 'fore he’s done
One guy in particular makes him mad
Leaves him in despair
A wise crackin’ feller with a Brooklyn accent
A wise crackin’ Brooklyn hare
I can’t tell you the number of times
This hare drives him over the deep end
Drives this little guy into a frenzy
Drives him ‘round the bend
And one thing in particular he wants
Rushin’ in guns in his grasp
Demands that hare climb a tower
And jump down in a glass
And you can be certain this hare
Will always get the better of him
And he’ll be the one divin’ below
It’s always happens in the end
Cos’ you can be sure he’s a show off
This hare is great a big ham
And he always wins in the end
Gets the better of Yosemite Sam
And you know this long eared galoot
Will be laughin’ hardily as he mugs
And just like that gangster Siegle
This hare he’s named Bugs
Yes sir like that nutty duck says
This hare is quite despicable
He gets the better of him and Sam
Leaves them in a pickle
And they’re not the only ones
He gets the better of
He does the same to this goofy feller
A feller named Elmer Fudd
Fudd might be huntin’ wabbitts
And Bugs will confuse his reason
convince him no time for wabbitts
Its really be duck season
And you know this long eared galoot
Will be laughin’ hardily as he mugs
And just like that gangster Siegle
This hare he’s named Bugs
So now that I’m finished with you
Finished with all these jokes
I'll quote that stuttering pig
And say that’s-that’s-that’s all folks
Yes that’s-that’s-that’s all folks
Copyright © Roy Merritt | Year Posted 2016
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