Thank Goodness For Mississippi

Thank Goodness for Mississippi

By Elton Camp

The reason to like Mississippi we must face
As no other state ever has to be in last place

No matter how bad things at home might get
In Mississippi, they will still be worse yet

If not for gambling, they would be flat broke
But not as long as visiting tourists they choke

But to some folks, living there seems just right
Most especially those who can’t read or write

They can wear overall and eat turnip greens
With side dishes of possum and string beans

When it’s not cold weather and they so choose
Mississippians can go anywhere without shoes

There you can talk with a nasal Southern drawl
And spit tobacco juice while you say, “Y’all”

This could generate an angry response with speed
Except that not many living there are able to read
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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