Old Timer Rhymer Poet Rhyme

Test scraps between Black Caps and Stokesy's chaps

Leisurely walk around Lords non stop pop of champagne cork

Scorecard dork does chalk the first over from Will O’Rourke

Another flowering Kiwi tree who gets the ball to talk & fork

While towering style of Kyle with guile & wile gall fans gawk


Doff your hat to Matt who really is all that aficionados squawk

Smith another hawk with similar riff for this tiff swing will stalk

Serious talent apparent not transparent with delirious torque

Balk one last refrain from the reign of Kane the Kiwi bulwark


If it grips rips what pips seeing Glenn Phillips flips & fillips

Golden arm charm can disarm like when baby Joe in skips

With Kane masters and pastors of snips missing the slips

Nudges nurdles overcomes hurdles as fans lick their lips

Never ruffled by kerfuffles silky shuffles and wristy whips

Express bouncer nips & dips caress the ball off their hips

Finesse not largesse witness their prowess heavenly sips


Zach having been so cack defence so slack got the sack

No coming back picked from the pack Gay to have a crack

Not out of whack got the knack this season has got a stack

Trust plucky Ducky again gets lucky no vastly ghastly hack


Stokesy becomes like Wokesy bat & ball gets us off the rack 

Dirty Harry not shirty silly willy nilly hill billy flirty is like smack 

In Ashes dung Tongue among the flashes of changing tack

No Josh tosh stung with gung ho bolts flung stumps thwack  

Tongue climbs a rung with pace he brung others made us yack 

 
Golly after much flak jolly Ollie the wally again leads the attack

After scold behold in from the cold part of fold & in the black

Coz after Oz fires our tyres flat just old hat we need a new jack


If not too chatty no cheeky drag on sneaky f*g or fatty snack 

Hopefully no folly he will be fit on the track give us bit we lack

No off his trolley verbal volley Ollie could be return of the Mac

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