Test cricket is the true start of the English summer

Has been a concern more than a bit of a bummer after months of the dumber & dumber IPL drummer couldn’t be glummer did discern my heart did desperately yearn for Test Cricket’s return and the true start of the English summer..


“Endless spell of hell fanned with pointless strand of “IPL” brand

Fascination with the same same machination.. don’t understand

Aversion to lame tame perversion of game they sell it’s so bland

Fell don’t feed gobby corporate lobby creed.. their greed banned

Stuck in a rut more windows shut tut tut but glut will still expand

Pray tell underhand coercion we plead indeed needs to be canned

Test veneration for deeds seeds sow grow in generation spanned

Still the longest format old hat damned like cricketing contraband

Hall of Fame heed lend a hand or best sort of our sport’s panned

Don't whine if for folklore you pine must draw a line in the sand

Not T20 farce but timeless class and your members pass scanned

No obituary atmosphere soaking and stroking my pituitary gland

Plenty more days of play encore holds sway.. bar dutifully manned

Raise a glass & use a comfy cushion for your ar*e.. getting tanned

Dad & his lad peruse grand views and hues from pews in the stand

No ruse planned muse evoking a beautifully green & pleasant land”
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