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Ten Hungry Vultures

Hungry vultures; there were ten, just sitting in a tree One fell out and bit the dust while my wife made my tea Hungry vultures; there were nine, among the leaves so green One chewed dirt as my wife scrubbed the tractor’s tyres clean Hungry vultures; there were eight, just sat there on a branch One dropped off, devoid of breath, while my wife cleaned the ranch Hungry vultures; there were seven, in that tree so high One fell, due to sudden death, while my wife baked a pie Hungry vultures; there were six, all hid behind a twig One fell down while my wife caught and barbecued a pig Hungry vultures; there were five, sat in that sycamore One crashed down, with quite a splat, while my wife swept the floor Hungry vultures; there were four, sat on the highest bough One smashed into bloodied ground as my wife milked the cow Hungry vultures; there were three, sat high above the trunk One dropped off while my wife cleared the beer cans I had drunk Hungry vultures; there were two, just sitting in a nest One dropped dead while I sat in a chair and had a rest Hungry vulture; just the one, watched my wife make a trifle He’s dead because she’s angry, and a crack shot with a rifle Hungry vultures; there are none, now sitting in the tree My wife is cooking vultures, but her rifle’s trained on me

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Date: 3/25/2024 8:31:00 PM
Hello Terry Flood, Interesting and well enjoyed read! Have a good day ~ AA
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Date: 3/24/2024 5:51:00 PM
I love your crazy humor! Just outstanding and humorous at every turn. I especially liked the last line. You best be careful, Terry :-) A humorous, delightful read...thanks for sharing your special poetic voice. Sara
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Date: 3/25/2024 3:54:00 AM
Thank you, Sara. Glad you got a giggle from my nod at ‘ten green bottles’ ;-) Terry
Date: 3/24/2024 11:56:00 AM
Such a fun poem, Terry! Made my day - thanks for that!
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Date: 3/25/2024 3:51:00 AM
Thanks, Ilene. Seemed a simple notion when I started it but it took a lot more effort than I’d imagined…. I mean, how many ways can you describe a vulture falling out of a tree? ;-) Terry
Date: 3/24/2024 5:40:00 AM
Excellent Terry, with madcap humour threaded throughout, each one better than its predecessor, right up to and including the last one, too good! Cheers David
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Date: 3/25/2024 3:48:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed, David. To be honest my mind is struggling to clear after spending what seemed an age on a stupidly long Freezer Mice adventure. I think it would need posting in at least three parts so I’m undecided about inflicting that on Soup. I considered posting as a ‘short’ rhyming story… but I’m not sure anyone reads them. ;-) Terry

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