Tea 4 Two

sitting on the (front) lawn,
it's just you and me;
welcoming the morning's glow,
sharing a cup of tea

here comes nosy anna welsh,
walking that ghastly beast;
town crier of the neighborhood,
trouble, to say the least!

"what are you folks drinking?"...she asks,
"looks kind of fishy to me";
"mind if i sit in for a spell?"...
"would you like a bit of company?"

"excuse us for a moment"...i reply
"i think i hear our phone!";
before you can utter "poppycock",
anna's standing all alone

an hour or so has passed,
soon, it's the middle of the day;
finally, she accepts her cue,
then madly walks away!

sitting on the (back) lawn,
it's just you and me;
a shame it is to spin a fib,
to keep your sanity!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 10/5/2013 7:21:00 PM
This is a fun and creative write. Full of imagination and humor. Gives the reader a smile and chuckle nice job
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Date: 3/3/2013 9:11:00 AM
Milton, many blessings on your featured poem this passed week. Have yourself a new and awesome week.:-) Always & Forever * LINDA
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Date: 3/1/2013 3:41:00 PM
Enjoyed reading your poem and I thought, we all have a nozy neighbor, or two like this in the neighborhood, thanks for the laugh, peace debra
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Date: 3/1/2013 8:43:00 AM
loved this write - sometimes you have to get creative with someone who won't take a hint =)
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Date: 2/26/2013 12:05:00 PM
Anna will come to no good end. I see it written in your tea leaves. Congrats on the selection. daver
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Date: 9/18/2009 8:03:00 PM
This was funny and cute. She waited an hour? lol She must have worn out her welcome through out the neighborhood. Enjoyed.
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Date: 9/15/2009 9:26:00 AM
You gotta ask Anna, "If bulls--t ever becomes a professional sport, will you save me one of your rookie cards?" Then she might take a hint. Good to see you writing again. Hope all has worked out for you. Vince
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Date: 9/10/2009 6:46:00 PM
How fun.....I wonder who here hasn't done something this "devious" at least once?? If there is one among us....he/she is a saint!! :)!!!
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Date: 9/10/2009 5:41:00 PM
much fun Milton!...jim
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Date: 9/10/2009 9:22:00 AM
Clever , witty piece , Milton . Shame it was'nt Anna Coffey , who called . Now that would confuse things !!! .....
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Date: 9/10/2009 9:04:00 AM
Nicely humorous. Keep writing. Sara
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