Taxidermist
~Taxidermist~
Dear little blue bird sitting on the mat
Please don’t poop on it because it isn’t tat.
That’s it, sit on the bird bath there on the rim
You look a fine little chap sitting there so trim.
I am a taxidermist and I am after a blue tit
Why don’t you jump on my hand so I can see, and you can have a little sit?
My collection lacks a bird; we could perhaps make a date
It’s a pity you are alone I could do with your little mate
You would fill the place nicely it’s a pity you are not red
But I can soon paint you up as I am a taxidermist- I think I said.
no offense to real taxidermists out there I know you do not do this xx
Competition Entry: For Catie Lindsey comp: Word Games.
© 1/06/2012 ~GG~
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