Tale Full of Lies and Jeu Jeu

The two hundred pound monster was a red kangaroo
I saw him after I had downed quite a few
This story is full of lies and a lot of jeu jeu
He chased an emu who knew how to moo

This fable incudes a weird holiday shrew
She was the meanest loudest hag that I ever knew 
She scared relatives from Atlanta to Timbuktu
She shook the kangaroo lose from the bar, nothing I could do

The emu painted a mural of a zebra in my sister’s loo
It makes me smile when I squat in there for a lovely pooh
Through the wall I smell a delicious emu stew
As to the rest of this story, I do not have a clue
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Hankins Avatar
March 28, 2022 at 8:39 AM
(chuckling) Good one! I enjoyed the "lovely pooh!" Actually, in reality, there is nothing more comforting than a lovely pooh! I think there's a redundancy in this somewhere.
Krutsinger Avatar
March 28, 2022 at 10:14 AM
A lovely pooh is well.....lovely
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