Tale Full of Lies and Jeu Jeu

The two hundred pound monster was a red kangaroo I saw him after I had downed quite a few This story is full of lies and a lot of jeu jeu He chased an emu who knew how to moo This fable incudes a weird holiday shrew She was the meanest loudest hag that I ever knew She scared relatives from Atlanta to Timbuktu She shook the kangaroo lose from the bar, nothing I could do The emu painted a mural of a zebra in my sister’s loo It makes me smile when I squat in there for a lovely pooh Through the wall I smell a delicious emu stew As to the rest of this story, I do not have a clue