Taken Its Toll

I don’t have a bell to ring Someone’s taken my dingaling I don’t know what’s wrong Someone has taken my dong I don’t know why the bloody hell I can’t seem to ring my bell I know the batteries haven’t run out It’s not old and clapped out So I’m at a loss to explain Why I’m out here in the pouring rain Now wait a moment that’s not right It should be visible, an LED light Now that really is quite odd It’s gone, some thieving little sod Has stolen the bell push off the door Light and all, to be seen no more So I don’t have a bell to ring As someone’s stolen my dingaling