Tadoo

It seems that I had a tadoo
Because I couldn't go Number 2.

So off to the doctor I soon sped
Where he promptly put me in a hospital bed.

You're having a problem with your bowel
As if someone put it in with a trowel.

We'll have pictures for you later  by ten
To see when you can go again.

Until then just rest easy
So your tummy won't be so quesy.

Well, they took the pictures and what did they see
Something blocking my gastronomy.

It took a while but I ended up fine
Made the splits...but not the dancer's kind.

So unless I'm a hog in my next life born
Dinner won't be just six ears of corn.

bodyfoodselfsickcouplet

♡Like0

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.