Swear Soap

If the kid's of today were still made to wash there mouth's out with soap
When they swore 
What would we wash our hands with?
There would be none left

And if it made us go blind
We would all have guide dog's 
For company 
And a cheeky grin
Living in sin

But Sweet's do rot your teeth
So it's not all bull
Just don't swim after them
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Allison Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 5:53 PM
Very clever humour Christopher and i will always raise an eyebrow when i see a blind man and wonder if ... lol:-) hugs jan xx
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