Surreality Tv:Season Iii

Tune in! Tune in! Its "Lost":Season 8...strangers, stranded by fate If on a deserted island...how does the big guy NOT lose weight? ...Meanwhile, back at the lab, producers are working around the clock To find fake people, thrown in fake situations....feeding the foolish flock "Alright, I got one"!! "We take ten beauticians...put them through flight school" Cameras roll to see thong-clad aviators in a battle... ....cattle come to seem them battle, for a job at TWA The remote-control can warp your soul Jerry Springer's the warden in hell Make's me ill--like advice from Dr.Phil not all men are scum, you ass kissin' bum!! So I turn to "COPS" for some emotional guidance nothing settles me down quicker then seeing a shirtless wife-beater face down in cuffs.....damn, Dr.Phils onto something....