Surreality Tv:Season Iii

Tune in! Tune in!
Its "Lost":Season 8...strangers, stranded by fate
   If on a deserted island...how does the big guy NOT lose weight?
...Meanwhile, back at the lab,  producers are working around the clock
To find fake people, thrown in fake situations....feeding the foolish flock
  "Alright, I got one"!!  "We take ten beauticians...put them through flight school"
 Cameras roll to see thong-clad aviators in a battle...
    ....cattle come to seem them battle, for a job at TWA

The remote-control can warp your soul
   Jerry Springer's the warden in hell
Make's me ill--like advice from Dr.Phil
  not all men are scum, you ass kissin' bum!!
So I turn to "COPS" for some emotional guidance
    nothing settles me down quicker
        then seeing a shirtless wife-beater
            face down in cuffs.....damn, Dr.Phils onto something....
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Ginn Avatar
January 11, 2009 at 12:49 PM
You are being very disrespectful to women and men who throw off all regards of public humiliation for your entertainment. Shame on you Alfie. It's not like they're appearing on the Tyra Banks show!
Ehigiator Avatar
January 8, 2009 at 7:30 PM
LoL, I like this one..Good Job!! Tyesha
Attal Avatar
January 8, 2009 at 5:16 PM
YES! This sir, is an epic win!
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