Surprise

Most every man, you know, tries to disguise
An anatomical part’s particular size.
They’ll brag and boast and joke
But details are never spoke
In the hopes that it might then be a surprise.

5/31/19
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September 22, 2019 at 4:16 PM
This was excellent. This was accurate. cheers... Ann
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May 31, 2019 at 6:44 PM
I like this very much for it had caused more than a grin Stephen, Best Wishes Indeed! Aloha William
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May 31, 2019 at 9:08 PM
Thank you! It's probably not bawdy enough but my brain is either very PG or overly R. hard to find a midpoint...
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