Super Glue Mania

At any rate, Super Glue works all too well, as I tried to fix my seashell, it was applied very carefully, an operation done dutifully until Aunt Rosie called on my phone, asking for a one-hundred dollar loan. At any rate, the glue got on my ear and stuck to the cell phone so near, Aunt Rosie pleaded her case as I tried to to unglue the phone from my face, after she hung up I tried for at least an hour, scrubbing away using a detergent to scour. At any rate, I finally drove to the emergency room, where the doctor looked at me with doom, he said I had a choice to wear it forever or perform an operation to sever my ear which gave me non-stop chills, after a while he gave me some pills, At any rate, I drove home and hit the sack, waking up hours later noticing I did not lack my ear and it was intact without the phone, it was all a bad dream of another Super Glue mania trying to smother.