Super

I would like to have super powers, you know like: ZAP! ZIP! POW! Don't you dare mess with me, 'cause I'm a super gal! I would fly around in my big long cape; black so I could look scary, and make all those bad guys, shake their knees and make them feel so wary. I would have laser vision, so I could rob a bank. I'll open up the biggest safe... oops did I say that! I mean to say if I could fly, I'd go to every town and check out all the hot men, and probably sleep a- Hold on a sec! I think I'm sick! from all these super thoughts. I think it's better for me to stick, with my shapely super butt!