Judge Santiago Burdon Poet Rhyme

Sugar Mama

Sugar Mama

I need a sugar mama
someone to take care of me 
let me drink in the bar 
drive her Porsche car
watch her big screen TV
when my pockets don't jingle
She'll always spot me a couple of bucks 
She'll never ask where I been 
and when I do come in 
she can always count on my love 
as long as her checks don't bounce 
she doesn't have to be pretty 
Beauty is nothing money can't buy
I can picture me in her Jacuzzi
living the easy life 
Say I'm fool for money
I've been a bigger “Fool For Love”
Why should I give it away 
when I can make it pay 
and enjoy working overtime 
Not worried about nickels and dimes
I need me a sugar momma
to take me under her Wing
I'll kiss her hand
I'll say yes ma'am
I won't curse in front of her friends
We'll vacation down in Barbados 
getting suntanned on her yacht  
with a beer in my hand
I'll think of my friends 
and everything they ain't got 
We’ll be happy believe it or not 
Sugar mama 
I'll do just what I'm told 
Sugar Mama 
I'll be your country boy gigolo 
I'll throw away my boots and jeans
Shave and wear a Tuxedo. 
even learn the Tango  
and teach you how to Cotton Eye Joe
Sugar Mama take me home.
©2017

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CayCay Godwin January 20, 2019 at 5:03 AM I totally enjoyed the poem as humorous, a spoof on those who thus live and probably can't tell when they're behavior is in joke-form. This was good for pointing out all this topic needs highlighted. We'll file the poem under: Never be an example of what not to be! Hey, its in the wee hours so I'll come back to catch up. If I don't go I'll say something stupid and get the giggles about it. Poetry hugs ... CayCay

Silent One January 13, 2019 at 1:10 PM Could be a song.. Sugar mamma sounds like a good idea..