Substitute Teacher Horn Kiss Poem
Serve as Substitute Teacher
(Is it either sensational or sensuous soupical?)
Recently heard according to latest scoop
Everyone thoroughly enjoys Poetry Soup
Promiscuous Souper some want to become
But sex in soup sure sounds kind of dumb.
If a pathetic Souper is who you now are
Better have many more rounds at the bar
Until lower level your poems have sunk
When under table you found yourself drunk.
Understand much longer we all will live
If from vocabulary eliminate each expletive
Not evil but success will discover the route
Hiring great teachers serving as a substitute.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015
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