Stupid Wizard
I never liked the Wizard of Oz
Those monkeys creeped me out
And how can you function without a brain
That sewed the seeds of doubt
And what about those munskins
A little too creepy for me
The lion was just a scaredy cat
Kind of a girlyman you see
And everytime the witch showed up
Dorothy would start to scream,
"Auntie Em, where are you at"
Just like a drama queen
The Tin Man was just a bucket of rust
A futuristic garbage can
Toto was her stupid dog
And the Wizard was really a man
And why was it called a hurricane
A tornado is what it was
All the people of Oz were busy
Doing what Ozonians does
Anyway, I didn't like it
I wish it would go away
So, until I see it one more time
That's all I got to say
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