Stupid Wizard

I never liked the Wizard of Oz Those monkeys creeped me out And how can you function without a brain That sewed the seeds of doubt And what about those munskins A little too creepy for me The lion was just a scaredy cat Kind of a girlyman you see And everytime the witch showed up Dorothy would start to scream, "Auntie Em, where are you at" Just like a drama queen The Tin Man was just a bucket of rust A futuristic garbage can Toto was her stupid dog And the Wizard was really a man And why was it called a hurricane A tornado is what it was All the people of Oz were busy Doing what Ozonians does Anyway, I didn't like it I wish it would go away So, until I see it one more time That's all I got to say