Stupid Life

I really live a stupid life With an even dumber wife My car is a ford Mechanic tells me time to pull the cord My credit is practically zero Not even a loan can be my hero All my friends fled to other states The rest stopped talking to me over stupid debates My family all disappeared My future is worse than i feared The wife wants a child I’d rather keep my expenses rather mild Maybe it’s time for a divorce But that isn’t easy of course You see she’s all I got Even though her face continues to rot Don’t even get me started on my career I donate plasma as a volunteer Might go back to selling crack To the underages out back I had quit after i got stabbed with a knife My oh my do i hate my stupid life!