Stupid In Love
Beneath a dark and grumpy cloud
I stood naked in a field and sung aloud
In broken chokey nouns and vowels
About my love, My only pal
I dripped with rain
I needed a towel
But these words I had to read
And the time was now
'My sweetest love. My love divine'
I shouted to the heavens
'I wish you were mine!
Answer me god if I am right
That this fair maiden should be my wife?'
No answer came except more rain
So I looked around
And was surprised to see
A sheep standing next to me
Grazing neatly
I bleated at it
'Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah'
But it sheepishly ignored me
And Grazed on neatly
What do you say old wooly one?
Can this person be the one?
It turned and looked at me and said
'Shut the hell up you moron!'
And at that, I fled
Copyright © Rory Hannan | Year Posted 2013
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