Stuff My Therapists Says

"Everyone says they're tired," Said my couples therapist, "That can't be the thing." I was wonderstruck. My approach was all wrong. As it turned out I had all the time in the world. I was just spending it wrong, like Singing the wrong song, or Straining to see through a well-lit room. My eyes are now open. My melody true. No longer will a minute be wasted, No longer will any cracker or crumb go untasted. I'll be there trimmed and frosted, Never ill-tempered, and never exhausted.