Stuck On You

I'm a wad of gum, Waiting patiently You're my lowly victim, So unsuspectingly! All gooey on a sidewalk, Diggin' your classy shoes A sticky treat is lurking, And you don't have a clue! I can see your sole, I even know your size SQUISH! I finally got you, My, what a sweet surprise! I'm laughing as you curse, Then scurry to the grass Strings of sticky chaos, Is now a pesky mass! Scrape your gummy shoe, Along that rugged curb Have I gotten to you? Your face looks quite disturbed! Remove that soily heel, Submit to your defeat You look like Captain Ahab, While limping down the street!