Strange Birds

Are we sure the birds aren't watching us reporting to a sultan bird who writes things down have suspected for years these mysterious flying creatures that keep to themselves and makebelieve they don't know English just ask them the theory of relativity and they flutter around and poop on people there must be another reason why they exist perhaps to wake us up with a pretty melody screw that, they're just damn annoying not that I'm concerned lived an absolutely impeccable existence one that's written about in manuals although once I assisted a crow to cover up a sadistic pecking incidence where he attacked a little old lady out alone what joy!!! please keep this to yourselves...
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Salmonson Avatar
April 16, 2018 at 6:12 PM
This is great. And I guess we think a little bit alike. I finished a free verse called "City of Crows" (and sold it to a small magazine just last week) with some of the same ideas of a secret world of birds more civilized than our own.
Ellison Avatar
April 16, 2018 at 6:40 PM
"I guess we think a little bit alike" A LITTLE BIT??? A LOT alike!!! LOL Just watched a TV show on the world of smart-ass crows and New Zealand keas!!! Blew ME away big time!!!! XOX
Breidenthal Avatar
April 1, 2018 at 1:51 AM
"just ask them the theory of relativity and they flutter around and poop on people" Oh dear! lol! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
April 1, 2018 at 8:43 AM
Until next time, sweet friend, love, Happy Jack XOX
Williams Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 10:54 PM
Hey you want to live in Australia. These laughing Kookaburras will love your limericks. Best birds to keep as alarm clocks I'm told, I dont agree, they tend to get the time wrong every time and wake one up at 5.30 in the morning instead of 8 am. I'm giving mine back they're faulty. Lol.....Maria xox
Ellison Avatar
April 1, 2018 at 7:01 AM
Good morning my sweet Kookaburra!!!! I'm an early bird... I wake up the birds... hmm! Okay, I'm exaggerating just a wee bit!!! Happy Easter my dear dear friend!!! XOXOX
One Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 4:00 PM
I think there must be a king bird, like there is a limerick king!
Ellison Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 4:16 PM
LOL!!! I'll look it up and get back to you, my good buddy! I really don't mind helping you out!!! Cheers, Happy Jack
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