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Still Mcgee

Wee Luck McGee,  dragging his feet
reluctantly entered the pub
Removing his hat, grabbed a seat where he sat
As he gave the old bar rail a rub

There, Good Ol' Finn stood there again
His turn, for him to tend bar
"So what will it be" He said to McGee
"A whiskey? Perhaps a cigar?"

"No, not fur me" mumbled McGee
As a lone tear started to fall
"I'll jus 'ave a beer, put it right 'ere
I'm afraid dat's gonna be all" 

Finn was concerned and eager to learn
So he asked "What's the matter McGee"
"You're looking so down, wearing a frown
that everyone here plainly sees"

McGee took a sip, used his sleeve, wiped his lips
Then proceeded to tell his sad tail
"Me and Da Misses got inta a fight"
He said, as he slowly turned pale

"It was rough, she was tough and she said in the end
She'll not speak to me far turdy (30) days
"Well that's not so bad, there's no need to look sad
Said Finn, It's only a faze"

"You don't understand, 'Cause you're a kind man,
and I'm sorry if this seems abrupt
but I'll tell you no lie, the reason I cry
'Cause today da month is now up"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Wood Avatar
June 27, 2017 at 9:54 AM
This is great Jerry! My kind of poetry!
Bateman Avatar
March 10, 2017 at 10:41 AM
Hello Jerry!! Two words for this "Still McGee": "Marvelous" and "Fabulous"!! I really enjoyed your narrative here very much!! Cheers and Best, Gary
Allison Avatar
February 16, 2017 at 11:34 AM
ha ha ha I love the punch line Jerry really made me giggle:-) Thanks for making me smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Turner Avatar
February 16, 2017 at 9:40 AM
LOL!!! I love it, Jerry!
Smith Avatar
February 16, 2017 at 7:15 AM
Lol...I love McGee...gotd
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